[00:00.000][Vox] That f*cker's back! [00:02.127][Valentino] I thought he was gone for good too. [00:04.236][Vox] It's been seven years! [00:05.774][Valentino] You still pissed he almost beat you last time? [00:08.286][Vox] Uh, f*ck you! [00:10.289][Valentino] Just saying. [00:10.959][Vox] Things have changed a lot since he left town. [00:13.256][Valentino] That's for sure. [00:14.818][Vox] I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now. [00:19.677]Welcome home, I'm gonna make you wish [00:24.353]That you'd stayed gone. [00:26.687]Say hello to a new status quo. [00:31.906]Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn. [00:35.932]Turn the TV on! [00:39.201][director] Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3,2 [00:43.746]Welcome to the show [00:45.886]Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been [00:47.102]who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence [00:50.286]Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program. [00:53.351]So the Radio Demon is back in town. [00:54.896]Why is he hanging around? What does it mean for your family? [00:57.554]Well handily, I've got good news. [00:59.255]He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile [01:01.317]But the demon is a coward! [01:02.866]You can take that as gospel. [01:03.964]Pulling my viewers? Impossible! [01:05.015]I'm visual, he's barely audible. [01:06.518]Stop giving him the time of day, [01:07.462]Don't listen to a word he'd say [01:09.355]I hope he had a nice vacay [01:10.649]but he should've stayed away! [01:12.266]While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video [01:17.312]And now his medium is getting bloody rare [01:21.410]Hell's been better since he split [01:23.872]Where's he been? Who gives a sh*t! [01:26.898][Alastor] Salutations, good to be back on the air! [01:30.663][Alastor] Yes I know it's been a while since someone with style [01:34.042][Alastor] Treated hell to a broadcast sinners rejoice [01:36.261][Vox] What a dated voice! [01:37.627][Alastor] Instead of a clout chasing video podcast [01:39.712][Vox] Come on! [01:40.905][Alastor] Is Vox insecure pursuing allure? [01:42.002][Alastor] Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working? [01:44.620][Vox] Ignore his chirping! [01:45.447][Alastor] Every day he's got a new format [01:46.987][Vox] You're looking at the future! [01:48.124]He's the sh*t that comes before that! [01:50.110][Alastor] Is Vox as strong as he purports, or is it based on his support? [01:55.153][Alastor] He'd be powerless without the other Vee's [01:58.210][Vox] Oh please! [01:59.435][Alastor] And here's the sugar on the cream, he asked me to join his team! [02:04.288][Vox] Hold on! [02:04.896][Alastor] I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea [02:07.944][Vox] You old timey prick! I'll show you suffering [02:11.234][Alastor] Uh oh, the TV is buffering~ [02:13.244][Vox] I'll destroy yoo-o-u-u you little—— [02:17.051][Alastor] I'm afraid you've lost your signal. [02:25.761]Let's begin, I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone [02:36.196]Tune on in [02:38.323]When I'm done [02:41.058]Your status quo will know its race is run [02:47.135]Oh this will be fun [02:55.014]F*ck!